bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

Bill Bush

The only bush people are talking about in the 2016 election

Bill bush probably hopes he could some girls by the pussy like trump

by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

Bush

round grass

Me: hey look at that round grass

Mom: kys its a bush fuckface

by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018

into the bush

An expression for into the wilderness

Joe:have you seen my dog?

Kevin:he went into the bush
Joe:thanks

by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018

George Bush

Americas biggest failure other than his son
ex. Iraq "Mission Completed" and 9/11 messup
Also look up village idiothypocritprostitute &asshole

George Bush and his son were dicks and they ass-fucked America into crisis and we still are because of that damn Obama

by Bloody Jospeh The Pastor November 6, 2014

put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

by Alprazo November 11, 2017