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Urban Dictionary Flirter 

A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.

"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.

In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!

People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...

I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
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Urban Dictionary Mug Ads 

The Urban Dictonary Mug Ads are ads that are placed under a definition made by a creator. These ads are always ignored because no one gives a fuck. They over-priced peaces of shit, and the ad will say some dumb ass line, like "Give a Depression mug to your grandma Lucie"
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Mug to your brother-in-law Mohamed

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.
People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.

Urban Dictionary neologism

An Urban Dictionary neologism is a made-up word to get listed an item in the Urban Dictionary.
Jack is a source off Urban Dictionary neologisms so that he can sound erudite; but he sounds only faux erudite at best.

Urban Dictionary Stock Market 

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.
The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

Urban Dictionary is Written By You 

the reason i created this pointless definition
dude did you know URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU?

Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF 

When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media
Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF sucks major cock.