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sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.
Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
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white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.
Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.
by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025
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Brown Icecream Sandwich

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.
I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!
by Rusty zipper March 18, 2025
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Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich

A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
by Not Tarik Barri November 23, 2021
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Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021
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Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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sandwich phenomenon

When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing
Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon
by Sandwichphenomenon June 1, 2023
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