by castilleja February 22, 2014

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.
Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear
by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018

When something is “just right”.
Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.
Baby bear is when you feel joy. Baby bear is when it is as good as it gets.
Daddy Bear’s was too hot, Mama Bear’s was too cold, but Baby Bear’s was just right.
That coffee was baby bear.
That coffee was baby bear.
by M. Henderson July 5, 2021

by FrozenShadow January 3, 2023

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure
by Young.dexter May 29, 2018
