Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.

We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.

by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013

Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014

Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.

Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.

by sidewalks February 2, 2015

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.

Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...

by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014