cheese grader

when a male has incestual sex with father

oh man last night i was so drunk i graded cheese.
hey did ya hear tom is a cheese grader

by I.B.M.T.P May 30, 2011

cheese roller

1: A cheese roller is someone who, for some reason, delights in chasing a wheel of cheese down a near vertical hill. often int he rain.

2: Someone who likes to "roll the cheese" Cheese being a euphemism for almost anything but primarily that which is found on the end of penises.

"I went cheese rolling last night. Four cheese rollers broke their limbs and two died. It's not been the same since everyone went health and safety crazy."

"Where's Jim gone?"
"Oh, he's off cheese rolling"
"gross man."

"You are SUCH a cheese roller"

by cavefish April 15, 2009

Cheese Wizard

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.

Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard

by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

Cheese Grater

A tool used to break up your chronic

yo passs me the cheese grater, this dopes too sticky to break up with my fingers

by Gnizza February 8, 2009

cheese-noodles

most basically, mac 'n' cheese; but they can be made with any cheese or noodle type. In other words, it might be linguini and alfredo sauce or nuked penne pasta with cheese whiz on top.

Let's all sit around and eat cheese-noodles; then we'll invite over anyone that wants in on our cheese-noodle club!

by huhwhat?56 January 20, 2009

baby cheese

after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese

what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.

by cheesegirl01 December 9, 2008

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017