cunt globe

When a woman's vaginal area is strech to such an extreme that you can fit your face inside of it.

Your mom had such a cunt globe we fit both me and DJ's head inside of it!! what a whore!

by mike b March 18, 2005

shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

Cunt Nugget

A premature stillborn baby.

Occasionally used in a derogatory sense when the race of the baby is specified.

I just found out that the condom broken last month. Now she's pregnant and wont have an abortion. God, my only hope is that it turns out to be cunt nugget.

by so-s.o October 5, 2009

Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game

"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"

by Scroogey August 30, 2006

English Cunt

1) Forum troll from ye ol' merry England.

2) Finger banger with crooked teeth.

Fuck You Kev you english cunt.

by Loosenut September 2, 2008

Cunt Juice

A delicious drink mixture of Mr.Pibb Xtra, Vault, and Hi-C Fruit Punch. A popular drink among Regal empolyees and Crown club members. Tastes like Robitussin.

Man its my breaktime. Think I'll make myself some cunt juice.

by coletreezy July 18, 2009

Boat Cunt

A person who wears ralph lauren polo shirts, tight khaki shorts, and drapes a creme sweater over their shoulders. Usually wears Timberland loafers, looking like a right cunt. Probably called Piers or Tarquin, or, if American, Chet, Todd, Ty or Reynolds.

'Hey look at that chap over there drinking the martini and pretending to be considerably richer than us'.

'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'

'Agreed.'

by jimiusm September 11, 2006