Definitions by coletreezy
Crushing the Cat
When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Crushing the Cat by Coletreezy September 3, 2009
Cunt Juice
A delicious drink mixture of Mr.Pibb Xtra, Vault, and Hi-C Fruit Punch. A popular drink among Regal empolyees and Crown club members. Tastes like Robitussin.
Cunt Juice by coletreezy July 18, 2009