alex

the most beautiful person inside and out, so kind and amazing, best personality, hilarious, always picks people up when they're down, never mean, honestly the awesomstsestest person in the galaxy

"Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"I met alex today!"
"Really? wow! i wish i could meet alex!"
"they're the best!"

by orangejuicetheperson :) January 24, 2025

Alex

Alex ain't P

Alex, you ain't P

by SC= mdh-06 January 19, 2022

Alex

A literal asshole

“Hey man don’t be such an Alex”

by Smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 23, 2024

Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex

P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her

by Alsgalpal April 13, 2023

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

Alex

a kid who has no personality who loves ai for some reason, has the biggest gyatt in the universe, you cannot walk in front of him without him running in front of you with his jiggling ass, he will take over the world

Alex giggled in front of me

by bigyatti June 4, 2025