Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...
by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024
Get the world mechanicmug. Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022
Get the WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!mug. Often 21st century children, the creation of phones has been a disaster.. girls post on Snapchat endless Quotes about conflicts and growth while showing off their new acrylic nails. Boys use Snapchat as a place to do Bank transfers and cheap item deals ( Weed, Clothes etc).
Instagram is a place of depression. People show off what they are doing and people sitting looking at these feel upset their lives aren’t as good or they aren’t as pretty and this draws them to self-doubt. Both are actually negative apps always focusing on how you look and how much money you have. People often post relationships wanting to be in them too, clueless to how much stress a relationship is. Stuck in a online world
Instagram is a place of depression. People show off what they are doing and people sitting looking at these feel upset their lives aren’t as good or they aren’t as pretty and this draws them to self-doubt. Both are actually negative apps always focusing on how you look and how much money you have. People often post relationships wanting to be in them too, clueless to how much stress a relationship is. Stuck in a online world
by thehardtruth. August 2, 2019
Get the stuck in an online worldmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the The Man Who Sold The World (Urdmurt): The First Juvenile Release.mug. by TriadicEight April 18, 2021
Get the COOLEST LIVING CREATURE IN THE WORLDmug. Conspiracy of a secret society of the world’s most richest and powerful. They seek to dramatically reduce world population and destroy freedom and justice and rights for all human beings. They seek to degrade and dumb down society and take away peoples liberties without people even realizing it. They are Satanists and devote their lives to evil and control. It is integrated in their secret satanic religion. They want full control over all other humans and a one world government which they will control like a puppet master. They seek to pacify people and keep them brainwashed and asleep. See: sheeple
Currently, All of the peoples of the World are asleep and living within a Matrix that is called the New World Disorder.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021
Get the New World Disordermug. by user252819 May 3, 2022
Get the Unicorn Worldmug.