one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

by E_Cartman December 11, 2013

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.

"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."

by alupinthat April 3, 2010

lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

one pic trick

When your online dating profile only has one picture, the only one you ever took where you didn't look like a troll. And someone goes to meet you, and realizes what a total Shrek you are.

I met this guy online. He only had one picture which was cute. Then we met - and he was a one pic trick.

by michal34 July 6, 2010