take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 13, 2004

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Get the take a numbermug.

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

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Get the Take my dog to the groomersmug.

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

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Get the Take a rustymug.

When you order a drink to-go, but you realize that the store has free refills, so you drink as much as you can in one go and refill it to the very top before you leave. (Usually done by cheap or ghetto people to get their "full" money's worth)

Bill is so cheap, that whenever we go to McDonald's, he does a Take-out Chug.

by epoo5 May 11, 2015

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Get the Take-out Chugmug.

take a shy

take a shower or bath

Lebron: Ew, you covered me in this stuff, i’m gonna have to take a shy when we get home

Drake: sorry king

Mr.Beast: that 2 man was wild but that hoe was a little stinky
Gunna: fax bro i could take a shy and i don’t even know if it’ll wash the smell out

by C-Cock October 19, 2023

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Get the take a shymug.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

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