Bird

A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.

Tim-"I saw a really cute bird today."
Uncle Howard-"Sure you did."

by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019

bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.

by HopHoppipHarvest May 20, 2021

the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird

hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅

by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023

Bird

A penis

I wanna much on your bird

by Biguy08 March 29, 2021

Bird

Used to describe a NYC female who is always outside & can be portrayed as a thot or bop .

Jaylen: "yeo why is Skylah on Atlantic again w allem niccas"
Cameron: "nah what she's s bird, where is ha crib"

by Sbbillz' January 25, 2024

Bird

Talking to someone and it not lasting very long. Or being friends with someone and it not lasting very long. Now there gone and they still discuss you. They’re for the world. And they pass your messages on like a pigeon. They’d be a bird.

Oh ya keeton belong to the streets jhit a bird.

by AlmightyFloridaMMLB March 30, 2020

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023