Potato

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness

"That girl is one serious potato"

by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person

The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.

by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023

Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.

Boy: Damn potato shit on my wall!

by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

potato

idk a fruit ig?

what even is a potato

by badbitchenergypurr January 2, 2021