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Chuck's (Charles) mom

Chuck's mom has got it going on. She is the kind of woman that everyone has been with. She is like the neighborhood bike. Everyone has had a good ride with Chuck's mom around the block. Like a bike, Chuck's mom is especially good when she is jumpin' and bumpin'!!
Hey want to go have a nice ride with Chuck's (Charles) mom because she is bumpin? Yes, I love riding Chuck's (Charles) mom
by ChucksterMcChuckster December 8, 2012
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notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.
I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.
by Joe Mama October 14, 2004
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Ur Mom Gay

Camden: This sucks bro.
You: Ur mom gay.
Camden: *Blows up.
by peepee_poopoo69420 June 3, 2018
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Soccer mom

totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.
He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.
by soccer mom September 16, 2005
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Wal-mart Mom

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012
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Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
by asdf91 February 20, 2010
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angry hispanic mom

RUN!!!!!
SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM
by meep3004 January 17, 2018
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