Ur mom gay

The worst thing a human being can ever say. Created by Hitler in 500 B.C. It only has one known weakness "no u"

Bob: Ur trash at fortnite I hate you
Carl: oh ya ur mom gay
Bob: no u

Carl: *comets sewer code*

by Lonzo Balls May 29, 2018

Ur Mom Gay

The worst insult on the planet.

Camden: This sucks bro.
You: Ur mom gay.
Camden: *Blows up.

by peepee_poopoo69420 June 3, 2018

notify your mom

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.

I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.

by Joe Mama October 14, 2004

Soccer mom

totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.

He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.

by soccer mom September 16, 2005

Call my mom

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.

Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!

by asdf91 February 20, 2010

Wal-mart Mom

A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.

Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday

by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012

angry hispanic mom

RUN!!!!!

SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM

by meep3004 January 17, 2018