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Michael is gorgeous and absolutely handsome man. I have met lots of fucking handsome men in the world, but Michael is definitely on the top of this list. His smile, beautilful and stunning eyes are always looking at me... Lets talk about his body.... God damn... hot as fuck.... If I am Michael, I would be mostly proud of my sexy ass. (Guys, I know about what I am talking about) You can just imagine Leonardo DiCaprio and you will know, what I am talking about. Let´s talk about personality. He means a lot in your life. He can make you laugh everytime. On the other hand, he can make your heart and eyes crying a lot. What I aboslutlely hate about him is that he can get mad in a few seconds and it is very difficult to explain him some importnat things. He is a godfather of little boy, and guys, when I see him with the little boy a promise you, that Michael will be the best father of your children. He is my everything. Love you, Michael!
Michael: "Heey, how are you? Is everything okay? I hadn´t know anything about you form last night. I am stressed! Just send me a message that you are okey."
Michael by anonymous November 21, 2021
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A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.
Look this guy has no dad he must be a Michael
Michael by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021

michaela 

sexy and hot somebody that need some good head
michaela: what am i to you
nivea: sexy hot goddess
michaela by dooty booty baby November 21, 2021

.mihaelkeehl 

woah dude .mihaelkeehl's so freaking cool
.mihaelkeehl by salphobia November 21, 2021

Michaël 

Perfect boy; super caring, nice, helpfull, will do anything if he cares about you. Sensitive but doesnt show it. He finds it hard to express his love but you'll notice if he likes or doesnt like you.
girl: I really like Michaël i hope he likes me back.
friend: Spend some time with him and you'll find out.
Michaël by donttellmymumaboutthis November 21, 2021
Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
Michael by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021