Smells like monkey ass

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

acting like Joe

The worst insult anyone could give to other people. Joe here is referred to a specific figure.

James says im just like Joe........i beg to differ!!!! i think im NOTHING like JOE!!!!

by KSJ himself April 19, 2005

walk like a dog

when u wanna fuck doggy style.

I sweatin in my draws yea hard long yea wanna walk it like a dog yea.

by chocolatedelafino July 3, 2005

Hung like a woman

A term used among men to infer that another man does not have correct genitalia.

Dude 1: John is such a dick!
Dude 2: Yeah what a tool
Dude 1: He gets a lot of women, must have a big dick
Dude 2: Are you sure? Because Sally told me he was hung like a woman!

by R1NGOSUAVE June 10, 2010

I like your boots

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"

(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

by Gay Lordess March 20, 2018