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Jakeism

1) To hurl an insult but to have that very insult twisted back at you in a way to be more damaging than the original insult.

2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.
Person 1: This fan blows really well.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.
by slavefortheman1980 May 19, 2016
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jakeevian

a mean ass nigga. he will break your heart, dont trust him
1. idgaf about jakeevian
by loverboy28 December 1, 2017
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Jakes

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.
"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 27, 2018
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Jakeb

Jakeb is a term people use to describe someone with a big forehead and wide chin...
Like OMG, your head looks like a Jakeb, yuck
by Chubbybrokelyf May 18, 2014
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Jakey L

a guy that is very trust worthy, amazing, nice, funny, sweet, and very lovable <3
and his hair gives girls orgasms (;
i wish there were more people like Jakey L.
by xcandyxlandx May 16, 2011
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Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 26, 2012
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Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014
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