black jesus 

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.

Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

black jesus by Originnone May 22, 2016

Metal Jesus 

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

Metal Jesus by felixh July 2, 2016

marijuana jesus 

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

marijuana jesus by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

fried jesus 

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

fried jesus by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Black Jesus 

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

Black Jesus by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017

Jedi Jesus 

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

Jedi Jesus by D-Big April 7, 2017

Wet Jesus 

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

Wet Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017