futa milk

Cum from futa dick.

Retrad 1: Oh my gosh, these cookies are sooooo good.

Retrad 2: I would hope so. They're made with Gwen's futa milk, after all.

by Dumbass With Ideas February 18, 2024

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

milk prank

a prank involving milk whether in presence, taste, contents, resemblance, smell or any other means

dude my water tastes like milk,, that’s totally a “milk prank”
we’re gonna put milk in that guys shoes, he will never suspect this milk prank

by alligatorade May 28, 2022

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

Milk-Tips

Hard nipples that are visible through clothing.

Damn it must be cold, that girl’s milk-tips are showing.

by Aww pDs May 22, 2021

Mickey Milking

To or of the milking of Steamboat Willie becoming public domain.

Since Mickey Milking spawned a bad cuphead ripoff, I don't see why people are still doing it.

by ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssso April 2, 2024

milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.

Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.

by jiggler junior October 4, 2018