crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018

back crack

backwards ass crack (front butt(vagina))

back crack, back crack it’s the crack that smiles back with things and knick nacks too.

by thankiest thanker March 22, 2022

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 01, 2011

Crack shot Connor

A person who specialises in sniping, typically sniping people out of aerial vehicles like biplanes or helicopters. This can also apply to an interesting spin on sniping such as drag shots or no scoping.

That snipe was a Crack shot Connor shot

by 3crownedprince February 23, 2024

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 08, 2008

Making Crack

The process of making scrambled eggs

Dom: Yo want some breakfast?

Sarah: oh you making crack?

by Xx_Dietz_noots_xX September 19, 2021