guy: 9/11 jokes are plane wrong HAHAHAHAHA get it cuz plane is supposed to be plain HAHAHAHA im dead inside
by big daddy dale November 20, 2016
Get the Deadmug. 
Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.
by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023
Get the woke up deadmug. by MLowrey November 1, 2018
Get the Dead thighsmug. On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !
by anonymous October 22, 2020
Get the Dead fish daymug. A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 7, 2022
Get the Dead Rat Surprisemug. Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Your son is dead...mug.