Do pie and whipped Cream

This refers to the act of spraying whipped cream on a woman s pussy and licking it off. be aware
However. That because of the acidity of a woman s vagina.the cream may tend to curdle
So...

Mebbe not as sexy as it sounds.

After dinner we are going to do pie and whipped cream

by 4realazitgits March 07, 2021

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 10, 2021

shromp cream

cream to make your dick grow faster.

Will needs some shromp cream for his 2.4 inch dick.

by reo251 January 28, 2022

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

Hate Creamed

When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall

Jeremy, the football captain Hate Creamed me after that really tough game.

by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021

Cream Tunnel

The act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the anal passage

A Cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you cum she empties the cum into your ass, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.

by Mal Ross July 05, 2011

Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum

"I have found the cream of the cum"

by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022