baby cheese

after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese

what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.

by cheesegirl01 December 9, 2008

cheese roller

1: A cheese roller is someone who, for some reason, delights in chasing a wheel of cheese down a near vertical hill. often int he rain.

2: Someone who likes to "roll the cheese" Cheese being a euphemism for almost anything but primarily that which is found on the end of penises.

"I went cheese rolling last night. Four cheese rollers broke their limbs and two died. It's not been the same since everyone went health and safety crazy."

"Where's Jim gone?"
"Oh, he's off cheese rolling"
"gross man."

"You are SUCH a cheese roller"

by cavefish April 15, 2009

canned cheese

Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.

OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth.

by Atma Weapon December 22, 2004

Cheese Wizard

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.

Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard

by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

cheese rocks

what happens when you don't clean your balls or sick for ages.

smells nasty

"Seriously, go take a shower, you've got some nasty cheese rocks."

by IGotsDaadcheeserocks April 19, 2003

Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017