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honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?
me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome
by jeauseph February 3, 2024
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teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
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doot doot bear

DOOT DOOT BEAR DONT CHEW ON THE CURTAINS
by dotdotthetatertot May 2, 2018
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Kiki Bear

can be found on jtv
by smokedoutsk8ter November 30, 2009
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boydy bear

boydy bear is a word which originates from the north east of scotland created for a well known lad, this word has generated popularity over its time and has became a multi meaning word, which is used as an adjective to describe many different things.
"I feel absolutely boydy beared right now"
this means " I feel absolutely high of my head right now"
adjective used to describe multiple things if interpreted correctly
by Gruntybeii February 25, 2025
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Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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