Jack TIme

A method of war in which a person initiates in the act of charging into battle screaming the name of Jack Dark. This method is very ineffective and normally results in death for all.

ITS JACK TIME!!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!

by AAAHHHNNNUUULLLDDD!!! June 4, 2009

Christmas Time

The space time flux experienced during the 2 to 4 week prior to Christmas. For young children, time seems to slow down. For the parents of said children it seems to speed up.

Little Jimmy: 2 more weeks of Christmas Time, how can I wait that long?

Jimmy's Mom and Dad: Ahh! We only have 2 more weeks of Christmas time to buy all of toys for the kids!!

by AzureBlue November 23, 2009

Time Murder

A: Killing time in the most absolute of ways
B:Wasting an extreme amount of time in a stupid way

Kid 1:DUDE,YOU STAYED IN UR HOUSE FOR 8 HOURS
Stay at home kid:yeah, what of it?
Kid 1: What'd you do
stay at home kid:just sat back played video games
Kid 2: JEEZ! THAT'S TIME MURDER!

by N8W December 6, 2009

facebook time

The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.

Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.

I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.

by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011

time therapy

a generally accepted view that time will help people overcome all kinds of sorrows, anxieties, tensions and other adverse conditions.

Time is a great healer. Any woe gets healed over time. Let's have faith in time therapy.

by uttam maharjan May 29, 2010

tax time

A term used to announce any type of robbery

2 guys walk into a bank armed with guns and wearing masks. They announce to everyone in the bank, "OK everyone get down, it's tax time!"

by Jose Santi July 27, 2008

Juan Time

Someone who is always late or never shows up when he makes previous plans with friends

I got a call from the dude. He should be here any minute but then again, he is on Juan time.

by Funky225 February 26, 2013