Reynald the rat

Rey, Also known as the cutest human alive, is the most powerful rat you can ever encounter. Not only are they kind and caring, but the only thing he can think about is cuddles and hugs. Legends say that when reynald makes an animal sound, it means they want a forehead kiss. It is difficult to take care of said rat, and thus you need to read a “how to take care of a crackhead” manual. Their fav food is your cheek or a rock so watch out until they bite ya!

Here it goes again, reynald the rat wants forhead kisses. *precedes to give them smoochie*

by Magic Caterpillar November 21, 2021

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jaundice-rat

jaundice-rat is used to describe a person (often a man ) who is a closeted homosexual and conventionally unattractive

I saw this guy at the club and despite the fact he only talked to woman in sure he’s a jaundice-rat

by Azriallin March 13, 2024

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Ugly Rat Pizza

An adjective to describe something or someone that is ugly in appearance, smells horribly, but also has great taste. It is believed that the term was made when a Italian chef had his slice of pizza stolen by a rat.

"James is such an ugly rat pizza. I couldn't bare being next to his armpits, at least the show we were watching was good enough to distract me."

by JellyBox April 16, 2020

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Ramp Rat

A Hoochie or group of Hoochies who hang around boat docks. These creatures wait for strange men to pick them up and take them on their boats.

The Ramp Rat is always on the lookout for free booze, narcotics and its next victim.
They acquire random phone #s from random guys to use them for their boats.

#1 "Yoooo
Stay away from that hoe....
She's a Ramp Rat."

#2 "Did you see that Ramp Rat I picked up yesterday? Looks like its your turn today Bro"...

by BeerMan312 May 24, 2020

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