wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

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wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

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Wet Brush

When you put toothpaste on your partner's asshole and eat them out.

Girl: Oh my god! Last night my boyfriend gave me a wet brush! I can still feel the toothpaste!

by Arctician March 1, 2022

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waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021

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Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

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