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urban dictionary definition 

Explaining something with a more twisted, or fucked up definition.
"What's sodomy? "
"When your boyfriend wants to try something new like ass fucking "
"Wow, thanks for the urban dictionary definition "

Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world 

This is what it says on the Urban Dictionary homepage. You typed this in because you are bored and you're surfing Urban Dictionary for no apparent reason. Most likely you copied and pasted the word because you're too lazy to actually type it out.
Because you have no life, you typed in 'Urban Dictionary is the slang dictionary you wrote. Define your world.' Ctrl+C then, Ctrl+V. Great job, copy and paste.

Urban Dictionary Balderdash 

A variation of the game Balderdash created by CB in 2008, using words from www.urbandictionary.com.
How to Play Urban Dictionary Balderdash:

Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.

Urban Dictionary virgin 

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

Urban dictionary staff 

The urban dictionary staff never accept good definitions. They are real legitimate definitions and their just rude and doesn't understand the definition. They don't know what a good definition is.
My heart was broken when I got an email saying they rejected my definition.

Flashlight men and swaggles are a real thing but the urban dictionary staff thinks otherwise.

Urban Dictionary sex act 

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.