English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

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Evil Purple Bart Simpson

Evil Purple Bart Simpson is a evil version of bart simpson that is evil of course, not to be counfused with Evil Bart Simpson or Purple Bart Simpson

RUN! ITS EVIL PURPLE BART SIMPSON!

by OntarioBrie January 7, 2026

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Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

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henney and purple

an alcoholic beverage called Hennessy AKA henney mixed with grape soda or juice

hey send some of that henney and purple in my glass

by nalydttocs December 30, 2011

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one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

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bag of purple

A bag of weed

The college student bought a bag of purple from the janitor.

by Hood pizza June 14, 2016

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to be purple

calling someone purple essentially means you got little life,

and nothing better to do. sorry.

Jan: HEy, you`re absolutely purple today
Erik: what? what does that mean, purple?
Jan: BOI, just go to urbandictionary.com, the definition will be there, but to be purple is in brief: u got little life, man

by vicnic November 30, 2017

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