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Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack
by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017
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God/Jesus

Jesus and God are the same but Jesus is God's son.
God/Jesus is our Lord and Savior that died on the cross for our sins. God is the father, son, and the holy spirit.
by Ilove_jesus June 9, 2023
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The Jesus Fandom

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
by Echophobia April 26, 2022
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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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Julienne de jesus

Amazing. Just amazing.

The true definition to the word friend,
Julienne de jesus is not only the more hyper and crazy chaotic person you will ever meet but she is also the kindest most beautiful girl in the whole world. Although she’s been through some tough times her smile never fails to brighten the room. Julienne thank you for everything Girl Even if this seems cringe and sentimental I mean it. Love you girl 💗💗
“Is that Julienne de jesus? God she look’s like an Angel..”
by anonymous June 25, 2023
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