Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.

Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot

by yodady14 December 9, 2010

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

hair

hair on any head, ooor where the sun don't shine

no more hair for the narwal

by shushie slushie January 6, 2021

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Curly hair

Lowkey the best hair type but hard to take care of it.
If you have hair type 3A, 3C, OR 3B (maybe even 4A) you have curly hair

It takes a bunch of shit to take care of Curly Hair

by ConnorBroski July 4, 2025

2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.

Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.

by beewalks January 9, 2021