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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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donk

some counter-strike player or something. He's pretty good tho
FaZe: can't believe donk fucked us up again!
by edranka June 3, 2024
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Donk (DONK, $DONK, Donk!, et al)

Donk is a memecoin expletive. It's exact meaning is derived from its context and/or usage within a sentence.
I just donked a huge bag of APT and it pumped all the way to mars!

Show me the $DONK (i.e. show me the money, show me the proof, show me the sauce)
by Rufio_donk June 17, 2024
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Donkey knut

Any in game, real money costing currency
I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.
by Elpeety June 18, 2024
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Donker

Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.
Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!

They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.
by DrOctaviusWeathersby June 28, 2024
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Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.
"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."
by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024
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Donk

Car
A term for a 1971–1976 Chevrolet Impala or Caprice, which may come from the "donkey" nickname owners gave the Impala logo. The term may also come from the sound the car makes when it drives, or from its popularity in the Miami hip-hop scene of the 1990s, where it was used to describe flashy lifted cars with big wheels
His donk was stolen last week.
by MAYH3M5 August 2, 2024
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