gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023

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doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.

Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024

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comment tu t'appelles

Definition
"Comment tu t'appelles ?" is an informal way to say "What's your name?" in French.

How to use it
In French, there are many ways to say "What's your name".

Comment tu t'appelles ?
Comment t'appelles tu ?
Comment vous appelez vous ? (Formal)
Quel est ton nom ?
Quel est votre nom ? (Formal)
C'est quoi ton nom ?
C'est quoi votre nom ? (Formal)
Ton nom ?
Votre nom ? (Formal)
Nom ?

by A doodle June 3, 2024

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Carolina Caramel Apple

When you fuck a bitch on the rag, then pull out and make her blow you.

Yo, my girl was actin a fool last night and on her period, so I gave her a Carolina Caramel Apple.

by Beardedfootlong June 6, 2024

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New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

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