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The Trump Collector 

Someone who is scared of trumping.

A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.

During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."

George "Thats because I dont!!"

Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
The Trump Collector by bagultrait January 2, 2012
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Donald Trump 

A fucking dumb ass that is racist and homophobic. Yet, he still has a ton of supporters. Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck his supporters.
Emma-I hate Donald Trump
Noelle-Same

Donald Trump 

Literally just Ennard in a skin suit that is beginning to rot, turning it an unpleasant orange color.

He's also racist.
Donald Trump by BaklavaIsFunny December 13, 2020

Donald Trump 

The man who saved America from career politicians and made all the liberals cry because none of them can handle facts. He is THE GREATEST PRESIDENT America has ever seen and anyone who says other wise is a giant baby who gets spoon fed bullshit by news networks like CNN and thinks a literal pedophile would be a better president.
Crybaby liberal: OMG Trump is such a racist why is he calling it the China virus? That’s so racist!

President Donald Trump: It comes from CHI-NA! It’s not racist.
Donald Trump by dic...tionary December 19, 2020

Donald Trump 

A fucking dumb ass piece of shit prick who can’t even fucking read a damn sentence and who fucking preys on his own daughter like the nasty ass bastard he is.
Person #1: hey friend, who’s that dumb ass pice of shit prick who can’t even read a damn sentence and who also preys on his daughter like the nasty bastard he is, again? I can’t remember his name.

Person #2: oh that guy. Lemme think… his name is on the tip of my tongue. Hmm… oh! You’re talking about Donald Trump!

Person #1: Oh yes! Thanks for the reminder 💜

(Anyways, besides that fact that trump fucking sucks ass, stream BTS Permission To Dance yall!!!!) 💜💜💜💜
Donald Trump by DBangtanLY July 28, 2021

To pull a Trump

do dodge a simple yes/no question by overwhelming the opponent with meaningless demagoguery. I'm copyrighting this phrase.
"To pull a Trump": Dude, you just pulled a Trump
To pull a Trump by muzzzzzy July 19, 2016