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school sleepover

The art of having a sleepover on a school night with your best friends and doing rad things.
"Dev, would you like to bake cupcakes at our school sleepover tonight?!"
"That would be lovely Brina!"

School zoned 

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.
Dude I school zoned Anna.
School zoned by rsorak April 8, 2013

School is fun! 

A lie made by teachers to convince children to stay in prison
Teacher: c'mon kids, school is fun!
Kids: You're not fooling anyone, lady!

school chromebook 

it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
"im on my school chromebook so i cant do shit"
"makes sense"

school's laptops 

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites
me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

School Shooter 

A stupid loser who brings his dad's shotgun to school and takes out some bullies because he doesn't know how. They are running rampant on America.
Guy on the news: There has been another school shooter...

Person 2: Just another day in America!