Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Rule 35

Rule 35: "If the song exist there's a gay version of it"

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some rule 35
Person 2: no wtf is it porn
Person 1: Nah it's just some funny shit
Person 1 : *Shows Blueberry Gaygo*
Person 1 and 2:LMAO

by MrRetard609 October 27, 2020

Blue Rule

If it exists, then Twitter will complain about it.

Hey man don’t tweet about food, remember the Blue Rule.

by Yes Yesington July 23, 2021

Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.

That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule

by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 3, 2022

Rules are Rules

When you are on TikTok at any time of the day and you suddenly see a video of a Chinese person making something/working at a convenience store with the background song “The past can only be recalled” being played. So the user then comments, “Rules are Rules, Goodnight” or any other twist and closes the app.

Bolbo sees the video at night and goes to the comments and says “Rules are Rules, good night everyone” and closes the app.

OR

Marlo just opens the app and sees the video and says “I just opened the app. Well, Rules are Rules” and closes the app.

by The Gamer 540 May 4, 2024