Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench May 13, 2012
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Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.
Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
by Droptimus_rime October 09, 2022
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Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.
"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."
by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016
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5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her saladthe 5 minute rule
by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022
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rule number 14

never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does
yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother
by adfhibidbuidg July 01, 2023
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College ruled

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled
You got those college ruled?
by BFxx January 21, 2018
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