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Garbage Poop

To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.
Example 1.

Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.

Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.

Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.
by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011
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Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
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Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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poop in the toilet

its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.
Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet

Janice:ok

**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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fucking poop

The act of having anal sex with a girl and she hasn't shit yet
dude... i was definitely fucking poop last night, after i came in her ass she said her shit had dick imprints and cum all over it
by LinkSmokes420 December 8, 2020
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king of poop

by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020
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Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter
Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.
by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020
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