Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better

Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn

by Pussy salary July 2, 2019

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Porn

Porn it’s like sex but better

Me and Brit had porn last night but it was better then sex it was Juicy juicy

by Ttheboy November 12, 2019

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Porn

One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.

Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

porn

somthing ill never get over

ill never get over porn

by freddiejames69 May 4, 2021

Dad Porn

Action movies in which the old timers continuously prove their superiority over the younger generation

The Expendables 2 is a perfect example of dad porn.

by Blam7713 May 17, 2022