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Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity
Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!
by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022
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Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test
by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019
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boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.
He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?
by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024
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covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)
example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."
by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021
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’tain yer brain

Do something intellectually fun. (Short for “entertain your brain.”)
You need to ’tain yer brain, bro.
by SawHat66 February 28, 2023
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