May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

May

A hella fun and kind person. She makes you laugh easily and and would stand up for her friends in any situation. She’s very competitive and confident when she wants to be. She can be belligerent and a tease you too much sometimes, but means well and will be there for you in the long run. Overall A Fucking amazing person, beautiful inside and out.

PersonA: who’s that she’s gorgeous
PersonB: Yh that’s may, she’s so fun you’d love her

by anonymous December 3, 2022

mai

french for may

mai 31st

by xdr5t3evq3q October 29, 2023

May 9th

National play Minecraft with ur loved ones

Girl: hey wanna play Minecraft?

Boy: wait is it may 9th? Well okay than!

Girl: yippies

by M1n3caf7 May 9, 2021

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022

May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

[May 10]

People born this day have a big ass
You can grab it easily

Damn, she was born on May 10, her ass is huge. I should grab it.

by Ma.its.me November 6, 2019