humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat February 12, 2016

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 02, 2024

valk brain

the dumbest apex players by far, Valkyrie mains that only play her because their favorite streamer/pro player play her, they don't think before they, they don't use her ult very effectively and they suck most of the time.

"She rushed in without her team and flew in a straight line after being full broke, literally valk brain."

by FOODDSSTUFFFFF July 13, 2022

right-brain luring

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.

The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan May 27, 2011

BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 07, 2021