Tranny Jesus

Mostly known for her moodboards and sense of humor, she likes to give advice to dolls who are struggling to transition and she gives them tips on how to pass even if they don’t have access to hormones. She also likes to think of herself as Wendy Williams but if she was TS (transsexual) because she likes to update on what the dolls are doing and does the hot topic on twitter whenever something messy happens. She has a hatred for gay boys that use doll appropriation and calls them out for it. Although, she’s not a very famous doll page, her goal followers is to have 10k+ followers so she can made a broadcast on instagram for the dolls to see.

Doll 1: “Omg have you seen this doll page named Tranny Jesus? She’s so funny.”

Doll 2: “Yes, I love her. I literally pray to Tranny Jesus that in the future that i look fish while transitioning 🎀”

by Tranny Jesus January 1, 2024

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Jesus

Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.

“Omg is that Jesus?!”
“No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”

by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022

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Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021

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Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.

Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!

by Junior A god August 1, 2018

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Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

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