Abbreviation of "Went to my cousins house to bang a rusted stainless steel bowl with a boxing glove on my right hand on camera and fell of a tiny blue chair".
Only used in dire circumstances.
Only used in dire circumstances.
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Get the WTMCHTBARSWBABGOMRHOCAFOTBC mug.Abbreviation: Whimsical Tidings of Flummery
Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
"The CEO just sent out another WTF (Whimsical Tidings of Flummery) about 'optimizing our synergy footprint'."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
by ThisAWasteofTime February 24, 2026
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Get the wth mug.WTW (Wanna-Be Try-hard Weirdo) — A person who is trying way too hard to look cool, impress people, or fit in, but it’s painfully obvious and slightly embarrassing. Usually spotted forcing slang, flexing things nobody asked about, or acting like the main character in a situation where they are clearly not. Often seen overusing slang, flexing things nobody asked about, or switching personalities depending on who they’re around. A WTW thinks they’re impressing the room, but the room is just watching the performance.
by FounderOfWTW March 6, 2026
Get the WTW mug.The response when someone says something SO DIABOLICAL. What you say when you are dumbfounded in a bad way. A simple way to say "WHAT THE HECK" or "wow."
Could be ended with a "?" or a "."
Could be ended with a "?" or a "."
Horrible Person: Kanye West Should of never been born.
Kanye West Fan: wtf.
OR
Horrible Person: 9/11 wasn't that bad
American: wtf.
Kanye West Fan: wtf.
OR
Horrible Person: 9/11 wasn't that bad
American: wtf.
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Get the WTMN mug.Watch team backup: used when sharing concerns that other people should be aware of.
“The concept of watchteam backup is about empowering all members of the team to speak up when they see something that doesn’t look right. . . If done incorrectly, people can take it as criticism or that they don’t know how to do things correctly. Frankly, it can hurt their egos. No one wants to look stupid or uninformed. But again, this is all about empowering the team and making sure they can make the best possible decisions. The ‘two heads are better than one’ concept applies here.” (quote from Jared Chafee, found in Julia Wise's blog)
“The concept of watchteam backup is about empowering all members of the team to speak up when they see something that doesn’t look right. . . If done incorrectly, people can take it as criticism or that they don’t know how to do things correctly. Frankly, it can hurt their egos. No one wants to look stupid or uninformed. But again, this is all about empowering the team and making sure they can make the best possible decisions. The ‘two heads are better than one’ concept applies here.” (quote from Jared Chafee, found in Julia Wise's blog)
“You likely know this already, but just in case as WTBU: info”
“I haven’t been sleeping well and I’d like to request extra WTBU: if you think I might be forgetting something or if you feel confused by something I say, please flag it.”
“WTBU – wanted to check someone saw Gabriela’s email and replied if needed.”
“WTBU – when you’ve been thinking about scheduling an event in California, have you been remembering that this is during fire season?”
“I haven’t been sleeping well and I’d like to request extra WTBU: if you think I might be forgetting something or if you feel confused by something I say, please flag it.”
“WTBU – wanted to check someone saw Gabriela’s email and replied if needed.”
“WTBU – when you’ve been thinking about scheduling an event in California, have you been remembering that this is during fire season?”
by agiin2028 February 17, 2025
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