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Abbreviation: Absolute Falderol
Noun: Complete and utter nonsense; foolish talk or ideas that lack any logical substance.
Noun (Material): Trivial, useless ornaments or showy accessories that serve no functional purpose but look fancy.
Noun: Complete and utter nonsense; foolish talk or ideas that lack any logical substance.
Noun (Material): Trivial, useless ornaments or showy accessories that serve no functional purpose but look fancy.
"The quarterly projections based on that 'vibes-only' spreadsheet? That’s af ."
"I'd love to attend the meeting about the meeting, but I’ve already reached my daily limit for af."
"Look at those gold-plated staples; that is some top-tier af right there."
"I'd love to attend the meeting about the meeting, but I’ve already reached my daily limit for af."
"Look at those gold-plated staples; that is some top-tier af right there."
by ThisAWasteofTime February 24, 2026
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Abbreviation: Ballyhoo Statistics
Definition
Noun: Sensationalized or exaggerated data used to create unnecessary noise or excitement (the "ballyhoo") without providing actual value.
Verb: The act of inflating the importance of a trivial task to make it sound like a Herculean effort.
Abbreviation: Ballyhoo Statistics
Definition
Noun: Sensationalized or exaggerated data used to create unnecessary noise or excitement (the "ballyhoo") without providing actual value.
Verb: The act of inflating the importance of a trivial task to make it sound like a Herculean effort.
"I read the internal memo about the new 'synergy initiative,' but it's mostly just bs."
"Don't let the flashy charts fool you; that's 10% progress and 90% bs."
"He spent three hours BS-ing (Ballyhoo Statistics-ing) his weekly report to make 'checking email' sound like 'digital asset management'."
"Don't let the flashy charts fool you; that's 10% progress and 90% bs."
"He spent three hours BS-ing (Ballyhoo Statistics-ing) his weekly report to make 'checking email' sound like 'digital asset management'."
by ThisAWasteofTime February 24, 2026
Get the Bs mug.Abbreviation: Whimsical Tidings of Flummery
Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
"The CEO just sent out another WTF (Whimsical Tidings of Flummery) about 'optimizing our synergy footprint'."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
by ThisAWasteofTime February 24, 2026
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