poop and tug

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan

I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.

by MobDylan August 25, 2016

Boop the poop

An alternate term for anal sex

Guy: "You wanna boop the poop tonight?"
Girl: "Sure."

by colohaustbibby January 14, 2017

fucking poop

The act of having anal sex with a girl and she hasn't shit yet

dude... i was definitely fucking poop last night, after i came in her ass she said her shit had dick imprints and cum all over it

by LinkSmokes420 December 8, 2020

king of poop

A pseudonym for pop star Justin Bieber.

King of pop? More like Dustbin Beaver king of poop wbk

by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020

Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

pooping zoo

Pooping zoo is a term that is used to define when a lot of people die at the same time

Omgg that was a pooping zoo

by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

Poop Tash

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

by Patelson November 28, 2012