left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Back pocket gum

Back pocket gum is when a person chews gum thoroughly until all the flavor is lost and then proceed to cover someone asshole with said gum

my granny was acting up so I gave her that back pocket gum.

by kingsolo18 April 1, 2023

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.

Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.

by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025

pocket heat

When one's phone gets a multitude of texts,snaps,calls,likes or notifications in a short period of time .

Hey man my phone has been blowing up since I posted that pic .

Yeah you got that pocket heat man .

by Roketi Boy August 28, 2017

Pocket Muncher

A person whos in someone's pocket
(Paid off)

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.

by anonymous January 17, 2025

cock pocket

a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket

Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.

by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011