crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018

Communal Table

The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.

The communal table group wants all the clout.

by Superduper_mak June 26, 2018

Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down

Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?

by Evilmario22404 July 3, 2018

Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.

Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"

by photogriphiff March 18, 2018

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018

Drumul Taberei

Drumul Taberei is a neighbourhood in district 6, Bucharest, Romania. It is known for Park Moghioros where all the cool people and all the pregnant ladies gather around to eat sun flower seeds. Another very popular spot would be Mc Donald's Drumul Taberei where people from all over get together. some of the most well known personalities from DTR(short for Drumul Taberei) are Florentin Negru who is part of the Democratic Social Parid (PSD for short) and Filip, who is a kind man who lives in Saint Andrew Church. Unfortunately after a series of events Filip kind of lost his mind and is now living an the harsh streets of DTR, but luckily he has a couple of friends that always got his back and even bought him a brand new pair of jordan's.

Lets take a walk in Moghioros.
You wanna hang? I'll be at Mc Drumul Taberei with a couple of friends.

by FuegoBeaBere July 8, 2018